heard any good jokes lately? post them up and see if they are funny to the other members!

my friend told me this one today. my friends and I loved it lol.

A guy's boat hits ground and his boat starts to sink. Another boat passes by and sees the man struggling. He asks, "Do you need help"? The man answers: "No, God will save me." So the boat leaves. 5 minutes later, another boat passes by. The man asks, "Yo! You need any help?" The man replies again, "No, God will save me". The man drowns. He goes up to Heaven where he sees God. So he asks, "Yo! Why didn't you save me"? God replies, "I sent two boats for you, dummy!"

lol

oh, and a side note: PLEASE DO NOT POST ANY RUDE OR OFFENSIVE JOKES ON HERE.

lol my grandmother said that I was acting funny. And she said, danny" My poor baby is in the clouds, baby, just land it's a clear day, just land".

aww! lol thats so cute!!

Drop the Star wrote:lol my grandmother said that I was acting funny. And she said, danny" My poor baby is in the clouds, baby, just land it's a clear day, just land".

Ahahahahahaah now that's funny. :face:

I don't know if this is rude, or not... but I liked it.

"I hate weddings", a boy said to his friend. "The old ladys are always pointing at me, saying "You're next". Gladly they stopped that."
"But why?" the friend asked.
"I started to do the same to them in the funerals", the boy replied.


Sorry, if that was rude.
:face:

That wasn't rude at all it's just weird. :S:

I thought it was funny lol

Saix wrote:That wasn't rude at all it's just weird. :S:

In what way weird? >__>

Tokio Hotel wrote:I thought it was funny lol

Yay, I can make people laugh! :D

Gawd. :face:

lawlz.

ha.......someone should make a You Laugh - You Lose thread.... of course i would of already lost just thinking about it

I hear that fmylife.com has pretty funny stuff on it...........

oh ive heard of that too! lol

First joke, great! I've heard it before. But it's still halarious.
All the jokes here made me laugh.
Makes me wish I could remember some good ones.

Just blonde jokes..(take no offense, please ^^')

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave.

Lol :face:

ahahaha

blonde jokes...... Jacob Black's blonde jokes were hilarious

how to drown a blonde?
stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool

I love blonde jokes lol I consider myself a blonde even though I'm a brunette lol

N@m!n3-Ång3| wrote:ahahaha

blonde jokes...... Jacob Black's blonde jokes were hilarious

how to drown a blonde?
stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool

blonde jokes ARE funny! LoL!

Candy says hii and bitches want candies. jejejejeje